10 Ways We Sounds Like Our Mothers

This is my Mothers Day Blog. I thought we could all honor our mothers and rejoice in the things that we swore we would never say and yet with out fail we say them anyways. Lets begin.

1. "Who's stuff is this in my floor?"

2. "Why is the couch sticky?"

3. "I swear to God himself if you don't settle down I am stopping this car.....!"

4. "If I have to tell you again, your gonna get it."

5. "Why aren't you dressed the bus will be here in 2 minutes?"

6. "That's it! Just wait till your father gets home."

7. "If you two don't stop fighting, I am locking you in a closet together."

8. "Run through this house one more time and your done for."

9. "You cool it."

10. "We are about to have a comin to Jesus meetin!"

This is my list but please comment with the one thing your mom always told you that you find yourself repeating. Have a wonderful and Happy Mothers Day. Go out and enjoy it you earned it!

Shoot'em Up, Bang, Bang.....

Here is an A B Conversation overheard in my house. Enjoy.....

A: Ok, you go over there and shot the bad guys.

B: Ok, I will be over here

A: Oh my god! They are right behind you!!!

B: Hey get over here and help me there are too many, I cant hold them

A: Im coming give me a minute. I have to reload.

B: Oh No There are too many, Hurry run in the other room and hide.

A: Ok I am hiding where are you?

B: I am behind the door, you stay there under the bed.

A; Ok Ok i think its safe to come out now

B: AHHHH they got me RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!

A: ILL COME BACK FOR YOU!!!

B: NO NO FORGET ME GET OUT NOW!!!!!!


The sound of mouth made gun fire, bombs and a struggle can now be heard in my hallway.
As the fighting dies down Tyler emerges from the hallway draggin his leg behind him make one more mouth gun sound and falls down to the floor in the death throws of war. Where he lies and awaits for his men to come take him home.

Ok. So now that we have surpassed the drama I would now like to let you know that this entire production was done in about 2 mins and it invovled just Tyler. he played all parts, sounds, and made up his own script off the top of his head.... Yeah Never a dull moment.

Happy Wednesday Everyone.